An Alternative History. By Matthew Kneale

Just finished an msn conversation with Speedo, this is the result.

Speedo says:


Para says:
Doc Terror!

Para says:
lol

Speedo says:
yeah man

Speedo says:
lol at that propaganda

Speedo says:
what the fuck could it mean

Para says:
he's on a sex line and the guy is listening in

Para says:
the line is something like 'beware! perverts may leech off ur call'

Para says:
that should be 'other perverts' lol

Speedo says:
heh

Speedo says:
i take it that it don't really say that does it?

Para says:
course it does

Para says:
don't you remember the great sex phone wars of '48??

Speedo says:
can't say as i do lol

Speedo says:
i'm going to find someone who speaks russian and decipher it

Para says:
i did ^^ it's about that

Speedo. says:
you're having me on right?

Para says:
no

Speedo says:
and you can speak fluent russian?

Para says:
course

Speedo says:
where did u learnt that then?

Para says:
didn't u do the phone sex war in history?

Para says:
it was harsh!

Speedo says:
the phone sex war of 1948?

Speedo says:
please explain

Para says:
the great phone sex wars were in 1948 just after WWII. Soldiers came home to wives and g/fs who had found other ppl after the years their men had been away. the result, phone sex services. do to demand the many services had to fend off other companies settin up to cash in. and so it began....

Speedo says:
riiiiiiiiite

Para says:
u didn't do that in history?????

Speedo says:
can't say as i did

Para says:
hmmm, well we did it as closure to WWII

Para says:
ur in uni right?

Speedo says:
yes

Para says:
look it up or ask a lecturer

(thanks for bein a sport speedo )