Just finished an msn conversation with Speedo, this is the result.
Speedo says:
Para says: Doc Terror!
Para says: lol
Speedo says: yeah man
Speedo says: lol at that propaganda
Speedo says: what the fuck could it mean
Para says: he's on a sex line and the guy is listening in
Para says: the line is something like 'beware! perverts may leech off ur call'
Para says: that should be 'other perverts' lol
Speedo says: heh
Speedo says: i take it that it don't really say that does it?
Para says: course it does
Para says: don't you remember the great sex phone wars of '48??
Speedo says: can't say as i do lol
Speedo says: i'm going to find someone who speaks russian and decipher it
Para says: i did ^^ it's about that
Speedo. says: you're having me on right?
Para says: no
Speedo says: and you can speak fluent russian?
Para says: course
Speedo says: where did u learnt that then?
Para says: didn't u do the phone sex war in history?
Para says: it was harsh!
Speedo says: the phone sex war of 1948?
Speedo says: please explain
Para says: the great phone sex wars were in 1948 just after WWII. Soldiers came home to wives and g/fs who had found other ppl after the years their men had been away. the result, phone sex services. do to demand the many services had to fend off other companies settin up to cash in. and so it began....
Speedo says: riiiiiiiiite
Para says: u didn't do that in history?????
Speedo says: can't say as i did
Para says: hmmm, well we did it as closure to WWII
I'm gonna make vaginal seepage the biggest thing in the world without anyone seein or hearin it
Press statement: Vaginal Seepage have come a long way since 'the vagina' (debut album) but it's time to leave that behind. Vaginal Seepage has found itself a new crack in the market to inhabit and will exploit it to it's full extent. Hopefully with Seepage breakin the mould and findin it's way into these cracks it can bust it wide open to allow other alternative acts a taste.
Keep it moist! Para aka Vaginal Seepage For more info on the band visit the Mortiis Forum at Mortiis.com
PS. the new dvd 'Get Stuck In!!!' comin soon with footage from the Douglas, Isle of Man gig.