Concept One: Pirate Horse

Pirate Horse

Pirate Horses would have been the speedboat of their time. When a pirate ship would anchor in a bay, usually a smaller boat would be used to take crew aboard.

However, this process was slow given the amount of time it took for the pirates to decide who would row etc and some getting wooden legs caught in the seating.

Not anymore! Pirate horse can be tied to the side of the ship and follow behind when sailing the high seas. Horses are good swimmers so they won't drown! You don't even have to feed them. They'll eat seaweed that passes by.

We know horses are good swimmers but they can't stay afloat for months on end. That's why all pirate horses come equipped with floatation barrels! Cut their legs off and stick the stumps in the barrel and these babies will float forever (also adds pirate credibility, what with wooden legs and all).

Now when you pull up to your secret hideout to hide your booty set anchor, jump on your pirate horse and ride on into the beach with style!

Just look at the pros. No more rowing arguments, barrels have room for rum or extra gold, excellent gambling prospects and a good talking point for other pirates to admire!